"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
'I find myself hard pressed to explain this in any coherent way so, I'm just going to dump some words here. It's Tommy Wiseau from his movie 'The Room' and if you've seen it enough said and if you havent....If you like to laugh at bad acting or crazy accents then this movie is for you.
Nostalgia Critic explains it best: [link]
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